Have you ever been to a house party, having this strong urge to play your favorite drinking game, but not being able to find the appropriate beer pong table to put it on? Well… I have! And let me tell you this: It wasn’t pretty! I mean… Cheap beer: check! Trademarked red/blue party cups: check! Ping pong balls or quality substitutes (corks, lids, coins and the like): check! Hot semi-drunk girls: check for crying out loud! But no beer pong table! Sure… multi-check on plenty other random tables but not a single real beer pong table on the horizon!
So, what would you do in a situation like this? Would you give up on the idea just because you don’t have a beer pong table. Are you high? Of course not! You have to improvise!
(There are so many things wrong with the above statement that I will have to give you the official TV warning before I proceed to my horror story: “All that follows next, was attempted by professional drunks (aka college kids), so DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!” Just do the math for a second and you will see what I am talking about: Drunk people + sketchy “creative ideas” + messy liquor + non alcohol-friendly furniture = disaster).
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I was about to tell you a story of beer pong table waterloo! So, the other night, Josh – a college friend of mine – was throwing a pool party at his parents’ Beverly-Hills-super-house! You know the type… It was so big that you basically needed a GPS to find any of its 32 restrooms! I kid you not! That thing was enormous. But even though it featured a nice big game room with plenty of cool stuff, there was no beer pong table in sight! Not even a ping pong table for that matter…
But what can you find in almost every game room that’s about the same size as the official beer pong table? A pool table, of course! However, what you won’t find in every room of that kind is a unique Louis-something French antique pool table, made of expensive walnut wood that costs more than the average American makes in a year! That’s right! Our drunk a***s decided that it would be an awesome idea to put some cups full of beer on top of “his French majesty” and transform him into a beer pong table. Sure, at the time we couldn’t tell the difference between a poster and a toaster but that doesn’t change the fact that I am still having nightmares about Josh’s parents chasing me with pool cues!
The moral: “I should buy Josh a brand new beer pong table for his birthday”
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